responsibility

a friend of mine got married recently, after erm.. how do i put this?
accidentally inflating the womb of one of his many girlfriends.

i really dont know what i ought to be surprised about - the fact that he was willing to take responsibility, or the fact that he didnt know how to exercise proper control during his er.. exercise.

which is quite a shame of course, he's like one of the greatest lovers i've ever known, although i suspect he still will be, given his untame nature.

not that i have anything against him, but hey.. i doubt he will ever sign the papers if not for the fact that she came with a child.
which brings us to the fundamentals of marriage.
or should i say.. a relationship?

a young rich executive.
quite a catch, dont you think?
the bachelor who knew everything about playing.
hey sweetheart, that's a page dedicated to you.
just so that when you start changing diapers, i'm sure you'll miss all that partying.
and hell.. try not to miss me ;)

but again.. i doubt you have time to.
not when you have the fiercest woman i've ever seen in my entire life watching you keep your dainty toes in line.