the good angle

"hey.. do you still have my file?"

"huh?"

"my document. the agreement for rental that you helped me draft."

"you expect me to keep it?"

nope! i dont have it.
honey, we've broken up for more than a year.
your 20KB word document is too space consuming for my laptop.

that's cause my laptop has the 10MB worth of sex videos.
which a couple of friends were happily commenting on.
"wah lao! that girl shoot porn video ar? angle also got choose de!"
"aiyoh! blow also cannot blow properly!"
"you sure or not? got so enjoy meh? damn good actress ar?"

i am so corrupting the minds of young readers.

but hey.. better me than some big bad wolf who's out to cheat you right?
i have no ill intentions.
heh.

but seriously..
we came to a conclusion..







her phone camera resolution not bad eh?