satire

people give me more credit for my satirical remarks than my content. but again.. at least people read.

there are 3 kinds of students in the world

1. the genius
basically, most of us will agree (unless you're one of them).. we detest these people. not as in being mean, but perhaps.. envy? we probably hoped we could be like these people. dont have to study, skip classes, and pass exams with straight A's. (the only time they probably managed a B was because they slept through half the exam).
trust me. the only other kind of people that are more "disgusting" than geniuses are good-looking and popular genuises.

ok. stop the mockery.

2. muggers
muggers are people who cling on to the textbook. doesnt matter whether the exams are over.
of course, amongst them, there are paranoid muggers, who always think that no matter how much they study, it's not enough. so they freak the rest of us out. they average As of course, with occasional Bs or Cs due to careless mistakes, or probably stuff that's not in their texts. of course there are people who only mug when needed to, or study merely to "fake" to their parents or friends. either that, or they could be the unlucky muggers, who study, but their results prove otherwise.

sigh. the fickle fortune.

3. slackers
dont get me wrong. these people are not endowed with amazingly high IQs. to put it in a crude way. they are just lazy. doesnt mean that they are not smart though. most lazy people have to be smart to survive. of course, there are mimicking slackers who pretend to slack, but study like hell once the no one's looking. some slackers, however, just dont give a damn about exams. either they're too stupid, too smart, or too cool to care.

i'm just plain lazy.