Beauty Queen

Jason insists that his Princess girl's the prettiest girl he's ever laid eyes on.
Of cos, being the hypocrite friend that i am, i politely didnt point out the fact that her nose is a little to flat to be considered of beauty queen quality. I also politely didnt mention the fact that unless he thinks his - genes & his wife's - genes could turn into + genes, she needs to consider plastic surgery to join miss universe. but again, if you take a look at the miss singapore contestants that look so.... plain, anyone can join, so he really shouldnt worry. But again, these bad karma really hits you like a boomerang. Take for e.g., my nasty boyfriend who doesnt think i'm anywhere near good looking. Fortunately, there's easier alternatives to solve it... say.. running off with someone who appreciates me better.

But that would add on to the bad karma. Jason is so going to kill me when he reads this.

Every parent thinks their child is the prettiest.

But i've come to the sudden realisation that contrary to what they think, the only baby i think is cute is the kid off Jackie Chan's Rob B Hood. Or maybe me when i was an infant!

Ok, the second one's probably biased.

So are you going to market yourself as a carrier of good genes so the person who consummates with you has a better chance of having a prettier baby?
At least a better chance i guess.

If that's really the case, make sure you define beauty from a broader perspective, cos what you think is pretty may not appeal to the mass.