10 inventions to be grateful for
10. WYSIWYG
the wysiwyg editor, (what-you-see-is-what-you-get) saves us form the torture of going through html codes. what can be more tedious? it's idiot proof as well.
9. kitchen stove
face it. most of us cant cook. but without this, we're all be by the fire and facing the red hot coals. making instant noodles will be a painful task as well. but you can argue.. the lightbulb's probably more important. hmm... but even if you dont have enough brains to light a candle, you wont starve to death.
8. watch
hell, why is this here? we should all be approximately on time, not exactly. and we'll never be late if this thing was never invented.
7. contact lenses
admit it myopic vainpots.. you'll never be as beautiful with your glasses.
6. mp3
do you even remember those casette tapes? or how rewinding was like? we've lost the analog clarity though, but digital's so much better... and erm.. less costly?
5. air-conditioner
look outside the window. be thankful you're not out there being baked at 34 degrees.
4. epilator
dump the shaver and the hair removal creams. this gadget's the best-est thing ladies need. do be careful with it though.. ouch! i suggest you pay a higher price to buy those that promises less pain.
3. TV
lena will agree. yes she will.
2. cellphones
it's a tracking device. but who cares? the convenience it brings is sufficient to overwrite all other forms of unethical issues. it's your camera, FM radio, and you will be very lost without your trusty organiser.
1. sanitary pads
need i explain myself?
the wysiwyg editor, (what-you-see-is-what-you-get) saves us form the torture of going through html codes. what can be more tedious? it's idiot proof as well.
9. kitchen stove
face it. most of us cant cook. but without this, we're all be by the fire and facing the red hot coals. making instant noodles will be a painful task as well. but you can argue.. the lightbulb's probably more important. hmm... but even if you dont have enough brains to light a candle, you wont starve to death.
8. watch
hell, why is this here? we should all be approximately on time, not exactly. and we'll never be late if this thing was never invented.
7. contact lenses
admit it myopic vainpots.. you'll never be as beautiful with your glasses.
6. mp3
do you even remember those casette tapes? or how rewinding was like? we've lost the analog clarity though, but digital's so much better... and erm.. less costly?
5. air-conditioner
look outside the window. be thankful you're not out there being baked at 34 degrees.
4. epilator
dump the shaver and the hair removal creams. this gadget's the best-est thing ladies need. do be careful with it though.. ouch! i suggest you pay a higher price to buy those that promises less pain.
3. TV
lena will agree. yes she will.
2. cellphones
it's a tracking device. but who cares? the convenience it brings is sufficient to overwrite all other forms of unethical issues. it's your camera, FM radio, and you will be very lost without your trusty organiser.
1. sanitary pads
need i explain myself?
posted by The Fat One @ 10:01
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