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it seems that i have a lot of unhappy stuff to bitch about, but this left me fuming.
let me illustrate the contents of a particular phone call -
phone rings.
(caller ID: male friend)
owner of phone (aka owner): hello.
female voice (aka woman): why did you sms my husband?
owner: huh??!!
woman: is there some sort of hanky panky going on? why did you sms my husband such a personal stuff?
owner: what personal stuff? the only message i sent him today was about work!
woman: no! it's personal! dont think i dont know. you also sms him during chinese new year and valentine's day!
owner: well, i'm afraid that if that is what you think, i'm sorry. but my relationship with your husband is strictly a boss-employee relationship.
woman: i better not find anything going on between the both of you. dont cross the line.
what a stupid woman. if i'm her husband i'll be terribly ashamed of her. hello!! people forward messages to every single soul on their phone lists when there's new year or something fanciful like that coming up right??
insecure women.
no, i dont hate her.
i pity her.
she has no trust in her own husband she swore an oath with.
pathetic soul.
it's just a thing i hate - being misunderstood when you hang out with men. doesnt matter if they are not married. as long as they're attached, hide. somehow all the wives and girlfriend hates you. after all, your reputation isnt exactly perfect.
let me illustrate the contents of a particular phone call -
phone rings.
(caller ID: male friend)
owner of phone (aka owner): hello.
female voice (aka woman): why did you sms my husband?
owner: huh??!!
woman: is there some sort of hanky panky going on? why did you sms my husband such a personal stuff?
owner: what personal stuff? the only message i sent him today was about work!
woman: no! it's personal! dont think i dont know. you also sms him during chinese new year and valentine's day!
owner: well, i'm afraid that if that is what you think, i'm sorry. but my relationship with your husband is strictly a boss-employee relationship.
woman: i better not find anything going on between the both of you. dont cross the line.
what a stupid woman. if i'm her husband i'll be terribly ashamed of her. hello!! people forward messages to every single soul on their phone lists when there's new year or something fanciful like that coming up right??
insecure women.
no, i dont hate her.
i pity her.
she has no trust in her own husband she swore an oath with.
pathetic soul.
it's just a thing i hate - being misunderstood when you hang out with men. doesnt matter if they are not married. as long as they're attached, hide. somehow all the wives and girlfriend hates you. after all, your reputation isnt exactly perfect.
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