Weak Women

Had a good laugh reading about how to take revenge on men

check out xiaxue's 22nd sep entry if you're free..
haha

bored?

got this off jocelin's webbie who got this from diana's webbie

Can you name 13 of ur friends that u can think of right off the top of your head.Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people.This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first.No Cheating!!!

1. guirong 2. jocelin 3. lena - in alphabetical order cos all 3 of u are of equal importance
4. jac
5. lili
6. tiong meng
7. kaijing
8. shuling
9. huixin
10. mansell
11. johnny
12. eric
13. danny

How did you meet 10?*
unfortunately, he was the guy that tortured my life for 2 years by sitting in front of me in class.

What would you do if you had never met 2?
then i probably wouldnt have existed in TMS.

What would you do if 6 and 10 dated?
impossible.. that will make them gays.. besides, 6 is too good for 10.

Have you ever seen 4 cry?
doubt so.. remind me to kick the tears out of him.

Do you think 10 is cute?
no.

How did you get to know 8?
NTU.. my trusty group mate!!!

Would you ever go on a date with number 12?
oh man.. he's cute!! why not?? wait a min.. i just went out with him today! ha.

What's 7's Favorite color?
purple?

What would you do if 6 confessed she/he loved you?
haha. i dunno.. we confess to each other every other day anyway.. laugh it off i guess..

Fact about 9:
she has a crush on.. ahem..

Who is 4 steading with?
hahaha!! this one i know.. =P

who is number 5 to you?
my sis, biz partner, and best friend 12 years my senior.

Would you ever live with 13?
ha. he did offer to rent his place to me.. hmm..

Is 1 single?
nope.. taken!

Where does 7 live?
bedok..

What do you think about 3?
our happy angel!

What's the best thing about number 8?
she's always happy! love to see her smile! she makes the most bleak future look bright!

What do you like about number 11?
the most trustworthy person you can find i suppose.. as long as he doesnt nag

Favorite Memory with 5?
kicking the asses of those horny men!

hmm..

The world is a treacherous place.

Graduation essentially means you're kicked out of that shelter you've been in for the past 21-7=14 years of your life. And that's already more than half of your pathetic lifespan (til now) already. take off the 3 years off kindergaten and pre-school, we've all been schooling for 17 years.

That's us.

It's just too bad we're all not kids anymore.

being 21 means people can sue the shit out of you. you have to care about what you say, what you do, why you're doing it.

responsibility is for 4 year olds trying to grow up.

i hate it.

people do the stupidest things to stay alive, to climb up that ladder, to earn the big bucks.

then should we fall to see what we've all been blind to?

when the fundamentals of civilsation is reduced to its most primitive stage, we'll all be useless liabilities who cant even hunt rabbits for dinner.

NO!!!

i dont care what they say
if your girlfriend breaks up and suggests watching romantic comedies, say NO!!
No as in NO!!!

Spent the whole evening watching "Addicted to love" and "A lot like love".
and i couldnt even pretend that i like it.

women are scary if you ask me..

so all of us cant get our lives sorted out right.

and i really suck when it comes to the "hey i broke up come accompany me" pal.
and its just that..

maybe i really need to work on that.
everyone's screwing their lives up anyway.
my services may come in handy.

Happy!

i love Adam Sandler.

He keeps me happy.. He must be that one guy whose shows i've watched most often.. Missed Click though.. What a shame..

The Longest Yard
50 First Dates
Anger Management
The Hot Chick
Big Daddy
The Waterboy
The Wedding Singer
Happy Gilmore


Point is..
I really think he ought to win more awards.

"My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."

Guess what? Think i need a life.

Find a guy..

My classmate sent this to me.. as a chain letter of cos..
ha.. maybe i'll suffer from a curse..

Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."

life

the rat squeaked.

i jumped, landed on a centipede, killing it instantly.

there's a stretch or road i detest.

i suppose you cant avoid everything in life.

my future, as much as i'm unwilling to admit.. seems bleak.

maybe cos i lack plans, or directions.
think i ought to look for them? or has it been staring at me in the face? have i, being oblivious to all around me, walked straight past it?

or have the bright lights distracted me too much?

food!

maybe i should use the beyonce's cucumber diet.
ha.
these people are crazy.

so my grandaunt came over. she's amazing if you ask me. perfect skin, doesnt look a day past 50 even though she's 70. and her waist? 19 inches. or so she claims.

damnit.. how come i never get the good genes in the family?

so anyway, her diet's amazing.
i regretted asking.
she eats 1 meal a day, no preservatives, no red meat, no oil, literally no nothing..
it's all bland and natural and tasteless.

that explains the beauty.

so while she's telling me all these, she asks me if i wanna lose some weight.. be like her..

you know.. typical.

my answer?
i chomped on a strawberry roll from polars while i shook my head.
"you're insane"

ha. i'm 20, and i think i've lived life more than she did in the entire 70 years of her life.

it's just too bad that i dont taste anything much when i'm sick..
cos then i wont really enjoy eating that much..
damn.

Applications

Tiong woke me up and screamed: HSBC due today! Hurry up send!!

Sianz..
the past few days has been nothing but "where am i going to apply to?"

That sucks.. I suppose partly because my grades sucks.

And maybe because I dont know where I want to be. On the day of the UBS talk, I asked my mum "hey.. if i go hk work, what will you think?"

her immediate response was "can rent you room out la"

thanks.
that's what i needed.

I suppose i just dont like the idea that as i am typing this, people are rejecting my applications. this can be demoralising i guess.

sigh.
i am so going to graduate soon.

Happy things

Jac complains that there are no happy thoughts in this blog.. i mean it's all morbid and sad and creepy and full of rage.

so what are happy things?
i live each day not knowing if i am happy..
happy things are when..

you finish a major project
you get the perfect timetable you want
you have a nice chat with a friend
you helped someone today
the world is a better place cos someone did something great
someone buys you lunch
you meet happy people
you meet forgiving people
you had a nice sleep
you had a fantastic dream
you witness a beautiful marriage
someone gave birth to a healthy baby
your pet dog performs a trick for you
your professor ace you for class participation
you buy something you like from the mall
a stranger smiles at you
the guy you think is cute asks you out
you're loved

that's a lot of happy things to indulge in for awhile i guess..

Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin 1962-2006


The world is a less better place to live in cos we've lost one of the greatest man around. that's the most enthusiastic conservationist i've ever known..

and..
i'm going to miss him on animal planet.

i wonder if people will remember me for something good when i'm gone?

crikey!!

banks

guess who i saw at the recruitment talks for credit suisse?

all the smart people.. dean's list leh..
sigh.. this is so depressing..
any of you work in UBS, DB, CS, HSBC, or whatever banks la..
wanna offer a placement to a pathetic blogger/ future accountant?
i ought to start looking for connections..

haha..
just maybe i should just stick to audit..
boo!!

i write sins not tragedies

i remember stopping my reading to listen to the lyrics of this song..
interesting, isnt it? refer to the listen up section to hear it..

Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense ohhhh


Well in fact well i'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved!
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne!
Oh! Well in fact well i'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved!
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne,
pour the champagne!

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again.

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again.

my literature teacher will love the meaning beneath it.

the past few days has been dedicated to stuffing my face with McDoanld's, due to the possible propaganda from its financial reports, my team mates and i have felt urges to feed on Mc as staple.

so, i'm probably going to gain weight again..

bummer.
going for the credit suisse talk later..

i still have given up on the thought of escaping from the route of auidt, if that's what you're thinking.

food

of cos i dont like to meet them for dinner.

the only other thing i hate other than people who skip meals to save money are people who dont eat / eat little just to stay slim.

fuck.
dont ask me out then.
you face isnt that pretty for me to look at, and i have nothing to catch up with you anyway.

if you dont like enjoying your food,
the least you can do is let me enjoy mine.
not comment about the carbo in those stuff i'm about to put into my mouth.
steph was right about how dieting made her stupid.
apparantly her 2 meal a day diet made her once genius IQ drop to those of normal folks like myself.

god's fair for a reason.

i'm staying smart.

and i dont care about the way you live your life if you lay off mine.
go do the things an almost- scholar-fashior designer disapproves.

a stick man with no breasts and hips is not pretty.
sometimes you gotta listen to beckham.

i

i dont think you understand.

we dont talk future because of two simple reasons:

1. i dont even like you
2. there's absolutely no reason for me to

and..
if you think others dont deserve me, i dont think you do either.

wait.. let me just revoke that word "we"

i really really really dont see the point in any further debate.