Huixin's bday announcement

Yoz~

Tarloks! Finally my turn le! Yeah! My 21st bdae celebration will be at home. My auntie cooking. She very good at it..gt do catering for us for celebrations like very young bdae celebrations. So ya, gt her to cook for my celebration.

Date: 9th Dec 2006
Time: 7pm ( can come earlier to help) ^_^
Venue: Huixin's house


All of you are welcome to bring your bf along. Up to your discretion. Let you choose to bring or not to bring. Must RSVP orh..so I know the number of pple turning.

Actually is just simple dinner la..but if you want to play games like mahjong or cards, let me know then I see how lo.

Okie..cya!

Huixin

Lousy Domain Names

http://www.nextwebgen.com/2006/08/02...-company-urls/

The top 10 unintentionally worst company URL
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s
world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name
selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do
this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies
who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give
their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent
that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South
Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their
whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com
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Friday Rules

The rules are simple.

Friday Nights are date nights.
Friday Nights are boys/girls' night out only if:
1) you dont have a bf/gf
2) your other insignificant half do not wish to see your face
3) you're tagging along to your boys/girls' night out

Isnt that the unwritten fundamentals?

So my point is, this rule ought to be strictly followed.

Schedule

The next few days are going to be hell for me:

29 Nov: KPMG interview
30 Nov: DT interview
1 Dec: EY interview/ chalet
2 Dec: Chalet
3 Dec: Chalet
4 Dec: Chalet
5 Dec: Break
6 Dec: Camp
7 Dec: Camp
8 Dec: Camp

Right, I have an interview on the actual day of my birthday!
Luckily I have Lena to help me with the preparations.

Someone sent me this nice nice list of muffins!
I'm so tempted to try it out..
Any takers?

Dear Lena, I know I said that I dont mind baking cookies, but its so much easier to buy from marks and spencers! Guess I have no need to bake them now.

Haha!

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

HELP!!!!
i just calculated my points using the new GPA system..
and i got a 2.96 = no honours!!!!

Acc 3 student's honours not rated based on that right?
RIGHT???

now i'm so freaking scared.

the other truth

My brother lamented that we should be made to pay increases in tax since there's a surplus in the budget (studying econs for As now, so can quote facts)

while eating a doughnut and too tired to think, i commented that some place have a 17.5% tax, hence our country's new 7% is pretty low.

and i suddenly realised and told him:

BUT THOSE ARE WELFARE STATES!!!

people there get retirement benefits, we have to save for our own retirement through CPF, which may not be enough.

Single parents can queue up for social benefits. Unwed girls here cant even get the baby bonus! So that's why the probability of babies appearing in rubbish dumps actually exist.

Oh, so my government are playing mind games now. you see, before elections they give people money to 'cope with the economy', which they claim have nothing to do with elections.
so means after elections can raise the GST to 7% ?

you see, for those of you who forgot your economic theory, there are a few types of tax:
poll tax - stupidest cos it taxes rich and poor same amount
progressive tax - usually on income to place more burden on the rich
regressive tax - to kill consumers like us GST GST GST GST GST cos we have no choice die die have to pay if you want to buy stuff.

i can almost predict this:

yea. wait til the bus company increases prices again due to 'increases in cost of goods and service'.

then you ministers with the high paycheck to notice the little difference it makes to your pockets can sit in your air-conditioned office (adding CFCs to the environment) while common people are jumping off mrt tracks cos we are all too fucking poor.

see?
now we all know why.

time to take a walk

I admit i'm not much of a counsellor. not good at encouraging people, and i fail at handling relationships.

I've always believed in the contradicting sides of logic and passion when it comes to handling these things, so when i yell "it's not about whether you're good enough for another person", i know i'm preaching. after all, i'm talking about another person. sounds easy doesnt it? it's so much clearer to look at what others do.

i score less at self-criticism. i just block out all possible voices.

When both the logic and passion voices becomes muffled, one reality becomes crystal clear:
How can i expect anyone to love me when i dont even love myself?

Guide to English

THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure...Go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not over reacting! = I've got my period

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

THE ANSWER TO A FEMALE SAYING "WHAT'S WRONG?".....

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Everything = My PMS is acting up

Nothing, really = It's just that you're such a pain in the butt

I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam


THE WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MEN'S ENGLISH

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

"I'm tired" = I'm tired

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

"I love you" = Let's have sex now

"I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look any different!

"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me

"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

"I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!!!

No man is an island.

No man is an island.

I try to be.

I've been stocking up on food and water and everything i need in my 10 metresquare room (ok.. you know how lousy my estimation and math is, i have no idea how small it is)

I must say i love it. i have a queen size bed, enough wardrobe space (although its bursting, but the salesperson said it was enough for two person), a nice little dressing table, and a desk (recently, i found out that one of my tutorial mate has to share a study table with her sister, so for that i'm very grateful), 2 notice boards, 2 bookshelves, a laptop, and a laser printer.

of cos there's a trade-off.

I can barely walk in my room.

I think the business modules about a company's ability to self-sustain is getting to me.

I'm insane enough to walk past a binding machine in Carrefour and stop and stare. Fact is i dont need it, but think of all the things i can do with it! (bind) oh wait.. i only have one more sem to go... what can i bind? at most 3 reports??!!

but that's just fantasy. i would consider a TV, but there's absolutely no space to put it. and.. i have no TV cable.. so that sucks..

No need for a fridge cos i dont really drink cold drinks.. but a fridge for ice cream! omg! let me see.. i'll put it on top of my dressing table and block my mirror. yep.. nice try.

I think i forgot that the company has limits to growth.. i need to expand my room size before i can be self-sustainable by adding stuff..

in case you're wondering, my guitar is on top of my wardrobe collecting dust.. nowhere else to put it.

the worst part is, when i throw my teddy bear off the bed when i sleep at night, it rebounces off the wall and falls back to me.

and.. i've also come to the realisation that i cant be an island without a bathroom.

cakes!!

cakes.

i dont know about you. i find the cakes in the shape of a key particularly unattractive.
fact is, i'd rather then just do it in the number "21" than a key.

so.. who wants a plain round tiramisu cake?

Dictionary

got this off the Internet

The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words.


Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

but you can declare your undying love for someone else in a public blog over the internet.

and it kills you to say it to me.

i'm not angry.
i'm disappointed.

some people just dont get it

of course. i've said this before.

you lay your filthy tongues off my friends.

it's just too bad you're not in my school or i will make your life a living hell.

you want to scold them? get past me.

and just because you fucking cant get into my school doesnt mean you can insult
"smart undergrads".

yes i am making a fuss out of this because you caught me at a fucking bad mood.
and i repeat: no one insults my friends.

if my lawyer's still in singapore, i would have sued the living crap out of you.