Saturday, April 28, 2007
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Joker
Came aross this joke in a forum.
A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkups.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling.
" I've never been better," the old man replied." I've got a
twenty-year-old bride who's pregnant & is about to deliver a child.
What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, " Well, let me tell you a
story.
I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for
hunting.But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally
grabs his umbrella instead of his gun ".
The doctor continued, " So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and
suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up
his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him ."
"That's impossible !" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must
have shot that lion.
" Exactly" Said the Doc
Funny eh?
Then i saw down and read this, posted by another guy:
The only flaw with that joke is that men's sperm is still viable, albeit increased risks of child genetic problems, even at very old ages unlike women's eggs...
(-.-!!)
A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkups.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling.
" I've never been better," the old man replied." I've got a
twenty-year-old bride who's pregnant & is about to deliver a child.
What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, " Well, let me tell you a
story.
I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for
hunting.But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally
grabs his umbrella instead of his gun ".
The doctor continued, " So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and
suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up
his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him ."
"That's impossible !" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must
have shot that lion.
" Exactly" Said the Doc
Funny eh?
Then i saw down and read this, posted by another guy:
The only flaw with that joke is that men's sperm is still viable, albeit increased risks of child genetic problems, even at very old ages unlike women's eggs...
(-.-!!)
Saturday, April 14, 2007
big boy
I thought that things didnt matter..
things that you did when you were young.
who you liked, who liked you..
crushes, love letters, all these kind of crap..
i thought they didnt matter anymore.
cos i grew up.
but guess what?
it came back and smacked me in the face...
so rudely i cant even steer away.
this is so disappointing.
when i read lena's blog about how she managed to talk to zeda i was so naive to believe that everything form the past will not haunt you.
move on right?
you only proved me right.
thank god i'm not your girl.
Hide away sweetie, i'm not going to go easy on you if i see you on the streets.
Note to self: people who make your life so miserable more than once should never be pardoned.
what did i ever do to you to deserve this?
oh wait.
i deserve this.
i suspected that you never loved me that much.
maybe other people didnt think so.
things that you did when you were young.
who you liked, who liked you..
crushes, love letters, all these kind of crap..
i thought they didnt matter anymore.
cos i grew up.
but guess what?
it came back and smacked me in the face...
so rudely i cant even steer away.
this is so disappointing.
when i read lena's blog about how she managed to talk to zeda i was so naive to believe that everything form the past will not haunt you.
move on right?
you only proved me right.
thank god i'm not your girl.
Hide away sweetie, i'm not going to go easy on you if i see you on the streets.
Note to self: people who make your life so miserable more than once should never be pardoned.
what did i ever do to you to deserve this?
oh wait.
i deserve this.
i suspected that you never loved me that much.
maybe other people didnt think so.
Sunday, April 08, 2007
What do you want?
I dont always get what i want in life.
But is that bad?
Sometimes people complain that they've got no choice when it comes to life.
"hey i didnt ask to be born into this world"
that sure sucks.
So when you've got choices and you made the wrong choice, is it bad?
How do you determine the wrong choice anyway?
Or which is right?
Who sets the standards?
Some people have to take over their family business and they do so unwillingly, others run away from it as a form of rebellion. Which is right?
Just how do you know?
But is that bad?
Sometimes people complain that they've got no choice when it comes to life.
"hey i didnt ask to be born into this world"
that sure sucks.
So when you've got choices and you made the wrong choice, is it bad?
How do you determine the wrong choice anyway?
Or which is right?
Who sets the standards?
Some people have to take over their family business and they do so unwillingly, others run away from it as a form of rebellion. Which is right?
Just how do you know?